Tuesday, October 11, 2011

I sometimes have mixed feelings about the gym.

Seriously, the biggest douchebags go to the gym late at night. It grinds my gears so bad because they are just so pathetic. Like yeah bud, you're soooo jacked. You are also 5 foot nothing with poor features. Like give me a break. Good for you for devoting your life to the gym because you have nothing else to offer.
I thoroughly enjoy the way you walk around attempting to have swagger when you don't. You wanna see a boy with swagger? Talk to JM. That kid has a hell of a walk. Only he's tall and good looking and hilarious as well.
Moral of the story, please devote yourself to something other than being a juice monkey and diversify your interests because this is clearly not working out for you.

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