Racist

"you're a nigger, well I'm a Mexican so it's okay"

This is what my sister just said to me making fun of a show.

Tom and Jerry.

Anything can be cured by your nephew on your chest and your niece on your lap.

Don't stop believing.

Never trust anyone.

"Hate is not the first enemy of love. Fear is. It destroys your ability to trust."

You can be confident and experienced without being a slut.

Alright this is so true. Like yesterday PI and I were talking about it because of the KM thing and it's like just because I go home with you from the bar does not mean I am in love with you. I hate to break it to you boys, but girls have needs too.
We are supposed to be ladies and classy and elegant and perfect all the time. When looking for a serious relationship, I can understand that but seriously sometimes we are just looking for a good fuck.

I'd be so good at that job.

Has anyone ever seen the show excused? It is seriously hilarious. I want to be the host. It's like a broad who chirps the people that go on dates. She makes a rude ass comment then goes, you're excused.

Joseph Campbell

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.

So disappointing.

I hate that my Pre and during workout supplements taste like jolly ranchers and my post work out protein tastes like ASS.

#gymproblems

Hangover problems.

Seeing as I was useless as fuck yesterday I should probably get up and hit the gym.

From the pen of S.

"In other news B went home with our boss's son last night hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he is a total babe so 10 points to Gryffindor on that."

Bahahahaha I fucking love S and my conversations about life and boys and sex and drunken fuck ups. Hahaha fucking wine gums.

10 points to Gryffindor

I'm laying in my bed completely over analyzing as usual. Sometimes I wish I had sleeping pills just so I would not have to think and I could actually sleep.

Friends with Benefits

Her: You and I should stay friends?
Him: Really?
Her: No. Go fuck yourself.

Long day.

My head is in a weird space right now. I think I've finally started to think about last night and now I'm going to completely over analyze for an extended period of time.

You got K Mac Attacked, B.

On a scale of one to drunk I went home with K Mac Attack.

Hahaha drunk texting

Wtf am I even talking about hahahahaha like I want some tea? It's two thirty in the morning and I am hammered but apparently I want some tea.
One of the girls at work was like T-bag? Hahahahahaha

Love

LOC

Going home with the boss' son. #disaster

Words of the wise.

Make sure you check into heart break hotel... But don't stay too long.
-JE

Got dressed through the mess and put a smile on her face.

What a hard fucking day. I think in going to quit the golf course. I had a brutal morning. At least, I thought. On my way home I stopped at the E residence. I honestly love that family.
JE opened the door and my heart melted. She made me a cup of tea and we sat down and she told me the story and I just can't imagine. She is so incredibly strong. I am so proud of her and all those boys. Breaks my heart such wonderful people have to endure such a horrible thing.