99 problems.

Okay funny story. High school kids are so funny sometimes. There's a kid in my 30 class and we're talking about Martin Luther. Now if you know anything about Luther, he's basically the founder of the Protestant religion. He posted his 95 Thesis on the door of the Catholic Church.
So we're like, "does anybody know who this Martin Luther guy is?"
And this grade twelve kid goes, ya he's the one with 99 problems right?

Literally, almost died laughing. My teacher associate (a tall, loud, Italian football coach) starts laughing and then stops dead and goes, I think you just confused Luther with Jay-Z. The whole class just cracked up. But guaranteed, forever and ever, those kids will remember who Luther is.